Sunny day
Chasin' our cares away
Making sure we stay the hell out of Elmos way
Cause hes one bad mother fucker
Hes one bad Mother Fucker
Elmo Pimps Hoes
Elmo Pimps Hoes
Elmo Pimps Hoes
And hell pimp you too
Unlike Snuffaluffagus
Elmo makes the bitches huff and puff on his nuts
Cause hes like that
Hes a pimp, from sesame street
Mess with Elmo and you might get beat
Like cookie monster got beat
Cause he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
But Elmo saw him trying to cheat
So he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave cookie monster a treat
Now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth
Now how many cookies can he eat?
None motherfucker cause he got busted in the motherfucking mouth
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
and hell pimp you too
Big Bird Big Bird
Better check what you heard
I heard Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
i told Elmo about that shit
Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick
Then he hit him in the beak and said
You weak, you weak
Then Elmo said hey Big Bird Get the fuck out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat
Cause I'm the motherfucking pimp from sesame street
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
And hell pimp you too motherfucker